Taily Shaq 5/24/96

Taily Shaq

5/24/96
Copyright © 2001 Ray Hebert


Shaq's tail can be registered as a lethal weapon.

If you ever have a kid that needs to be caned (or if you are into that yourself) Shaq is your dog. He can get that tail going at 100 mph and you don't know where it is going to go next.

That tail seems to go up - down, side to side and round and round all at the same time. And all at 100 mph.

It's a great thing to wake up to. I get up and am stumbling to the bathroom when all of a sudden a black dog comes out of nowhere and runs between my legs with a lethal tail. A couple whacks and I am wide awake.

When we were last up in Montana Greg's son Jeremiah (little Liver) walked around with his arms in front of his face. Why you might ask? Because with Geronimo, Farty and Shaq all in the house there were tails coming at him from all directions all the time. He got whacked good once and stumbled. Farty was right on the spot to lick his face. She is privileged to have a tongue that can be registered as a lethal weapon.

I learned a lesson from Jeremiah, now I cover the family jewels (not that they are being put to any use, but you never know) when I wake up in the morning.

Well, that is the story of Taily Shaq.

Cheers and watch out for wild tails.
Ray & Shaq