Moraly Shaq
3/8/96Copyright © 2001 Ray Hebert
Television has corrupted the Morals of Shaq
OK Shaq really has no morals, but I am now convinced that TV has influenced him to new lows.
Last night Shaq and I were snuggling up on the Sofa watching a movie. The inevitable love scene came on. The guy first licked her ears, then nibbled on her neck then started humping away. Shaq was riveted to this scene. And later in the movie it happened again. Shaq was all smiles, little did I know what he had in mind.
This morning I was sitting on the couch watching the morning news programs and playing with Shaq when he started licking my ears then nibbled on my neck and started to hump me. I then realized where we had seen this before. From now on I must be careful to screen what Shaq is allowed to watch. Can't wait for the new TV rating system to come out, hope it applies to pets as well.
If Shaq can figure this out I hate to think of what the youth of America are doing. Well I can think about it because it is on the news every day. Guns in school, shooting parents, running over people etc.. On second thought maybe I need to get rid of the TV. Nah, then Shaq would just surf the Internet for porno. Can't win either way.
Cheers to All
Ray & Humpy Shaq
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